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[271] Font

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Karandosh 2008/11/17 (Mon.) 17:53:12
Here's a quickie. No, that's a lie; it's never a quickie with ten figures. Let's just say this was hurried. I was trying to create a Melon Stand Font using topless women and red ribbon. I was also giving a farewell salute to the old website background and a hello to the very snazzy new one.

I put the ladies' panties on at the last moment. What's the rules about pubic hair, full nudity and naughty bits in general? I'm not sure what the rules are.

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Mr Lighter Tricks 2008/11/18 (Tue.) 09:01:05
Hahaha, I love how creative you had to get with the boob manipulation to get the ribbons to hang properly. Good stuff! I've been hurting for an update lately and this gets the job done. :D

Not sure about the rules on pubic hair (to me nudity is nudity) but I suppose its better to be safe than sorry. Besides I suppose if I want dirty i'd watch Busty Merilyn shove things in her cooter I suppose; I come to these oekaki boards for quality and style. :D

(Though if you got a collection of dirty stuff than feel free to shoot me a link, haha)

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jedi moogle 2008/11/18 (Tue.) 17:46:50
I lol'd.

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[270] Où est votre maillot de bain?

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Jacques00 2008/11/10 (Mon.) 13:10:05
- "Où est votre maillot de bain?"
- "Désolé, il était trop petit."

Re:O醇・est votre maillot de bain?
Karandosh 2008/11/11 (Tue.) 06:23:34
It seems tight bathing suits are contagious; mine are becoming quite taut just by looking at this lovely drawing.
The colors are wonderful, golden yet cool, and the pose shows both the weightlessness of her being underwater and the mass of her breasts.
Just beautiful.

Re:O醇・est votre maillot de bain?
SoylentOrange 2008/11/11 (Tue.) 23:34:48
Absolutely fantastic- but can we get a translation of what she's saying?

Re:Où est votre maillot de bain?
Jacques00 2008/11/12 (Wed.) 02:53:19
- "Where is your bathing suit?"
- "Sorry, it was too small."

Simple and sweet. I was trying out something different with this one. Thank your for the comments.

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[269] Bucking Wurst

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Karandosh 2008/11/9 (Sun.) 11:07:34
"I had that dream again, Doctor." I admitted.
"The one with me in it?" she asked.
"Yes, that one. The one with the cowgirl outfit." I was really feeling nervous telling her this.
"The cowgirl outfit without any pants, if I remember correctly." she licked her lips. "Was I wearing the ..."
"Spurs. Yes, silver ones with sharp stars on the end." Sweat was forming on my brow. The doctor moved her thighs together, as if slightly uncomfortable where she was sitting."
"And tell me again what I'm riding in this dream?" she half closed her eyes "A hamburger, was it?"
"Oh no, Doctor. It's a hotdog. A huge, pink, steaming hotdog, glistening with salty juices." She was holding the bottom of her notebook pressed hard into her lap, while the upper corner moved back an forth between each of her nipples, hidden under her expensive business suit that had to be custom made for her huge breasts. "You ride it like a mechanical bull, sliding back and forth along the greasy shaft. Back and forth as you wave your red white and blue cowgirl hat in the air and shout to the blue skys."
"Ah." she breathed "C-continue please."
"The hotdog's motions become faster and faster. You begin bouncing up and down with greater vigor. Your breast come free of the vest and wave in the sunlight. You are digging the suprs into the flanks of the bun,"
"Yes, yes!" she breathed "I use the spurs! And then what happens?"
"I don't know, Doctor. I wake up then."
The doctor's eye snap open and she stands up."Well, we must find out what happens." she commands. "I am afraid I am going to terminate our professional relationship. I quit."
I can hardly believe my ears! "You're not going to be my psycologist any longer?"
"Correct. What I'm about to do to you would be highly unethical if you were still my patient." and she began taking off her clothes. Oh my.
"Doctor! Please don't be hasty!" I emplored. "Have you really thought this over?"
"I believe so." and so saying she pulled open a box next to her chair and removed a pair of cowboy boots, each with a silver spur on it.

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Malhavoc 2008/11/9 (Sun.) 13:39:40
LOL! Awesome picture and the story is comedy gold. IMHO it is one of the best stories evah!

Re:Bucking Wurst
Mr Lighter Tricks 2008/11/9 (Sun.) 18:06:50
WIth my luck i'd probably end up with a psycologist that looks like Henry Kissinger, and with my luck he'd probably pull out a pair of cowboy boots with silver spurs too... :(

Re:Bucking Wurst
tpdp 2008/11/14 (Fri.) 15:42:41
Nice story indeed, but in critique I'd recommend that you either choose a more appropriate way to display the text (like hand lettering, or comic-style text-warping SFX), or leave your pretty picture unobscured. There’s something about Times New Roman and its ilk that just doesn’t convey the “whoopee” feel so well.

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[268] Hail to the Chief

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zdemian 2008/11/5 (Wed.) 13:19:57
Despite a lack of experience in politics, economics, or foreign policy, the President elects other assets, namely her sincerity and common sense, more than made up for those shortcomings. Her lively and charismatic oratory during the campaign coupled with captivating TV advertisements unified voters and led to a landslide victory. Many media pundits agreed that finally Presidential addresses will be worth watching, and even the skeptics couldn't complain too much; it's certainly not the first time a pair of boobs have been elected to the White House!

Re:Hail to the Chief
Gamma's Unit 2008/11/5 (Wed.) 14:38:06
You are the next woot I see. Keep it up, love your art.

Re:Hail to the Chief
KaZe 2008/11/5 (Wed.) 16:32:14
Boobs: Like politics, have a left and a right and are best when they meet in the middle... XD

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Jaaido 2008/11/5 (Wed.) 17:54:27
Heheh. I like it a lot. Clever and awesome picture. =^.^=

Re:Hail to the Chief
SoylentOrange 2008/11/5 (Wed.) 19:19:43
Clever, and sexy as hell.

Great to have you back, Z. :D

Re:Hail to the Chief
Metalord 2008/11/6 (Thurs.) 01:44:50
WOW!!!!!! THAT A AWESOME DRAW!!!!

Re:Hail to the Chief
GN 2008/11/6 (Thurs.) 06:03:00
I think the only thing I *don't* like about this is that the perspective seems off (like it's too wide or something). Maybe it's just me.

Re:Hail to the Chief
Malhavoc 2008/11/6 (Thurs.) 08:38:43
Glorious!

Re:Hail to the Chief
zdemian 2008/11/6 (Thurs.) 09:52:21
I think it is off slightly in perspective, but can't really fix it without redrawing it completely =/

Re:Hail to the Chief
GN 2008/11/6 (Thurs.) 10:28:45
Of course -- but you can always keep it in mind for the next drawing you do :)

Practice makes perfect, after all.

Re:Hail to the Chief
Mr Lighter Tricks 2008/11/6 (Thurs.) 14:27:28
Another great picture. I really hope that you and Kulli and Karandosh do more drawings. I really like all of your art styles a lot.

Re:Hail to the Chief
Hydride 2008/11/7 (Fri.) 09:15:47
Is this a young, alternate universe Nancy Pelosi?

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[267] So I don't know what I'm doing.

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zdemian 2008/10/29 (Wed.) 16:45:12
I think I submitted previous versions and probably a blank one too. It's my first time workin one of these here fancy gooeycake things.

Re:So I don't know what I'm doing.
Jaaido 2008/10/29 (Wed.) 16:59:42
Wow! Amazing work!

Re:So I don't know what I'm doing.
Mr Lighter Tricks 2008/10/29 (Wed.) 18:05:23
I think I got my fix for the day, hahaha. Great job man! :D

Re:So I don't know what I'm doing.
That Guy 2008/10/30 (Thurs.) 02:11:50
I try not to look at the obvious, and go for the art in comments, and you, good man, have done fantastic work.

The clouds and hair show exquisite levels of detail, the head is aligned in a somewhat difficult position, yet the eyes are appropriately sized, ruffles look like ruffles.

Excellent work!

Re:So I don't know what I'm doing.
GN 2008/10/30 (Thurs.) 05:21:51
I think we can all forgive your mistakes in submitting the wrong things just because of the final result.

Very nice.

Re:So I don't know what I'm doing.
SoylentOrange 2008/10/30 (Thurs.) 12:16:47
Excellent work! It's great to see you're still out there- after you pulled your DA gallery I thought you were gone for good! _^

Re:So I don't know what I'm doing.
Bob Grimer 2008/10/30 (Thurs.) 15:09:23
i wouldn't mind seeing more of what you had at your DA gallery. I like the colour composition in this one. but i'm biased towards those colours. and of course... BOOBIES!!!

Re:So I don't know what I'm doing.
Gamma's Unit 2008/10/31 (Fri.) 11:30:59
I come back after a while and this is what I see? Good to be back!

Re:So I don't know what I'm doing.
Eco 2008/10/31 (Fri.) 23:25:04
Great stuff! More?

Re:So I don't know what I'm doing.
Blood 2008/11/1 (Sat.) 15:08:43
This is fantastic, love the detail, oh god shes a cuty, gothic fantasys!

I haz them

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forever a whisper 2008/11/5 (Wed.) 05:15:17
Wonderfull, just wonderfull.^^

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[266] Telemotorcoasters.... go!

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zdemian 2008/10/29 (Wed.) 15:25:01
doobie de doo

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zdemian 2008/10/29 (Wed.) 17:03:48
I missed.

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Francis 2008/11/2 (Sun.) 20:03:39
you missed?

scary nonetheless

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SkruLuce 2008/10/29 (Wed.) 14:28:57
FANTASTIC job.

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[264] Christine's rack

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Kulli 2008/10/25 (Sat.) 01:18:47
Tits and silly sunglasses.

Where'd the regular posters go?

Re:Christine's rack
Wraith 2008/10/25 (Sat.) 01:23:30
Not sure. Been quiet for weeks.

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Mr Lighter Tricks 2008/10/25 (Sat.) 05:35:05
Simple and sweet, I like the highlights on the hair. :D I have a thing for big boobs in tight shirts.

Re:Christine's rack
Karandosh 2008/10/26 (Sun.) 06:34:53
Nicely done. Her breasts have nice depth and heft and her face has a bewitching sly expression. She's nummy.

Re:Christine's rack
SkruLuce 2008/10/26 (Sun.) 12:35:33
She's got a long neck, man...

As far as the other posters, I'm still awaiting an update from woot. No idea where anyone else is.

Re:Christine's rack
Mr Lighter Tricks 2008/10/27 (Mon.) 01:24:43
In the meantime I suggest Kulli fills in. :P

Seriously, simple yet awesome pic. I use it as my avatar now, haha.

Re:Christine's rack
Francis 2008/10/27 (Mon.) 12:38:19
cool picture!

i'm wondering about that too, i wonder where are the regulars...

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[263] Valkyrie

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Karandosh 2008/10/12 (Sun.) 16:33:59
The Valkyries gather the souls of the heroic dead, and transform them into lightning form to hurl them to their afterlives in Valhalla. Sometimes the souls got a lttle frisky before going on to their reward.

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Mr Lighter Tricks 2008/10/14 (Tue.) 16:44:23
haha, i love the lightning nipple.

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Mr Lighter Tricks 2008/10/24 (Fri.) 22:23:18
Wow, there hasn't been an update in a while. I still like the picture a lot though, I hope the lack of comments hasn't prevented you from doing more.

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[262] Sticking to her Bigguns

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Fugue 2008/10/4 (Sat.) 19:19:28
You can't take them away

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
Foxes Rule 2008/10/5 (Sun.) 09:10:55
FInally someone got that telemarketing one off the top.

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
Bob Grimer 2008/10/5 (Sun.) 11:48:03
wow! nicely done. especially the highlights.

i agree with foxes to a certain extent, it has been ages since this place got an update.where is woot anyway? haven't seen much of him either.

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
^---To Grimer 2008/10/5 (Sun.) 13:15:27
Somebody on his site said he was busy with real life stuff, and/or his lupus was flaring up recently.

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
Iskovias 2008/10/5 (Sun.) 16:39:48
It's not lupus.

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
Dr. House 2008/10/5 (Sun.) 16:48:38
It's Lupus!

E!!
^---To Iskovias 2008/10/6 (Mon.) 03:10:27
"Gregory House on September 14, 2008, 7:45 pm
It's Lupus. He's...probably just having an abnormally long flare up. I wouldn't be worried. At least until he posts a stick figure without circles attached to the middle."

"anon on September 17, 2008, 12:36 pm
I've spoken to woot vie email. He's alive and well, just occupied with real life. Drawing boobage, no matter how neat, takes a backseat."

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
Karandosh 2008/10/6 (Mon.) 05:32:55
"I like to see girls of that ... caliber.

By 'caliber,' of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym... Forget it."

Nice job Fugue! Those are some nice big guns she's packing.

(sigh) I miss Moot too.

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
. 2008/10/6 (Mon.) 07:12:57
Woot was the cancer that was killing /b/

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
^---To Karnadosh 2008/10/6 (Mon.) 09:38:17
"Moot"?

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
. 2008/10/6 (Mon.) 10:08:07
Freudian slip.

It's cause Woot has been absent so long, so I mixed the M and W.

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
- 2008/10/6 (Mon.) 15:21:35
didn't you mean the cancer that was killing /d/?

N/A
huh? 2008/10/7 (Tue.) 06:14:48
What is this "/b/" and this "/d/" you speak of?

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
Anon 2008/10/7 (Tue.) 09:31:25
To huh?:

Unenlightened internet user is unenlightened.

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
Karandosh 2008/10/7 (Tue.) 10:50:50
That mas meird. I wixed up wy W and my M. Sorry for the wisspelled mord.

Ha! Perhaps it wasn't a Freudian slip, as someone suggested; maybe I'm dyslexic, sideways.

And I miss them all: Woot, Moot and Zoot. (Naughty naughty Zoot.)

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
No one important 2008/10/7 (Tue.) 13:34:59
There is only one punishment for Zoot!

N/A
huh? 2008/10/7 (Tue.) 13:37:23
I know more about the net then it seems, I just don't pay much mind to abbreviations used on image boards, hence the question.

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
Karandosh 2008/10/7 (Tue.) 14:14:19
----to N/A
Look up 4chan

----to No One Important
"And here in Castle Anthrax we have but one punishment ... you must tie her down on a bed ... and spank her. Come!"

Re:Sticking to her Bigguns
Mr Lighter Tricks 2008/10/11 (Sat.) 23:54:21
How was woot killing 4chan, wtf?

That being said, I love the picture. :D

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