woot
2009/5/11 (Mon.) 18:27:44
The fearmongering media had blown everything out of proportion. They gave it a terrifying scientific label: the H1N1 strain. They said it was a pandemic. Yes, she was sick. But it was just the flu- not the goddamn Ebola virus.
People had a hard time believing that though. She was banned from coming in to work until she fully recovered, and she hadn't had a visitor in weeks. Being quarantined sucked. Mabel shook the last two Chewy Chips cookies into her palm and popped them into her mouth like pain-killers. Then she shifted in her recliner and guiltily brushed crumbs and crumpled tissues off the shelf of her formidable bosom. Embarrassingly, most of the debris just landed on the next level down- her belly. She rolled her eyes. Sure, part of her craved company, but who was she kidding? She didn't want anyone she knew to see her like this!
Not that her long struggle with her weight was a secret; plenty had witnessed her fluctuations. But when the flu routed her immune system's defenders, it also ran the white flag atop the ramparts of Castle Mabel and lowered the drawbridge. The siege had broken and the fatty conquerors marched into the citadel unhindered. Victorious, they feasted.
Her grocery bills soared heavenward yet she still couldn't keep food on her shelves. Her body demanded a ludicrous intake of calories and then twisted the knife by shifting her metabolism to a slow crawl. Pounds flew on faster than she thought physically possible. At the time she was too feverish and spaced out on cold medication to care. Now that she was a little more lucid she could survey the damage.
She could... but it was far too depressing. Instead she threw a blanket over her bulging form and snuggled deeper into the chair. She pawed the side table in search of the remote. Snack cake wrappers crinkled. Soda cans clattered to the hardwood floor, joining their empty brethren there. Eventually she found it entombed inside a half finished bag of sour cream & onion potato chips. "Jeez, I'm getting to be a real pig," Mabel mused as she wiped the greasy device off on the blanket.
As if on cue, the door intercom buzzed angrily at the exact moment she discovered something good to watch. She lurched to her feet- or tried to. Her humongous hips were wedged tightly between the arms of the chair. "Oof!" There was a longer, more impatient buzz. She wiggled back and forth, eventually working her porky posterior free at the cost of spilling her boobs out of her bathrobe. "Damn, damn damn," she swore before making it to the intercom. "Hello? You still there?"
"Yeah, Hunan Palace, order for 403: Mushroom Fried Rice, General Tso's, Sichuan Style Beef, Cream Cheese Wontons, and Egg Rolls."
"That'd be me!" She hit the button allowing the delivery boy access to the lobby and the floors above, then set about stuffing her errant bust back into its terrycloth home. Once it was secure, she tugged the gap in her robe wider, exposing a quivering avalanche of bare flesh. She wasn't planning on seducing the poor lad. She just wanted him too bedazzled to start asking awkward questions about her ears.
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Sirkusphreak
2009/5/11 (Mon.) 18:49:04
I can't wait :D
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Deviant General
2009/5/12 (Tue.) 00:43:53
LAWL! The title and picture speak volumes to me already. XD This promises to be a good one.
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Bobby
2009/5/12 (Tue.) 04:33:13
Ok, I've heard of "porking" a girl before, but this is just plain ridiculous! ROFL " :D
Great pic, I just wanna cuddle up with her and squeeze her!
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BobGrimer
2009/5/12 (Tue.) 04:34:22
the ears... some sort of pig or dog girl?
the stray hair, obviously she just got up, i'm guessing about to watch the latest news about FLAT.
the long neck. i'm not saying it looks bad or wrong, just different from woot's other pieces. i guess it's so she can see over that expansive cleavage.
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SoylentOrange
2009/5/12 (Tue.) 04:37:15
Oh man, I would have loved to have written the story for this one... :3
Maybe we could do a sequel? ;)
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woot
2009/5/12 (Tue.) 07:01:46
Those are pig ears. Long neck? Maybe I can shift the head around a bit. The lack of a background makes repaints like that fairly easy (I knew I was lazy for a reason).
I can't guarantee a sequel- that depends on a few other things.
EDIT: repainted (moved the head and other minor tweaks)
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Korota
2009/5/12 (Tue.) 07:38:17
Adding a double chin might take care of the neck thing. She looks 'porky' enought to have one, after all. xP
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woot
2009/5/12 (Tue.) 14:09:16
Sorry about the delay on the story! EDIT: small re-write
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BobGrimer
2009/5/13 (Wed.) 02:18:41
don't change the head, i'm just saying it looks different from your other works. i like the story. weight gain usually isn't my thing but this is well done enough for me to appreciate it.
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Duder
2009/5/13 (Wed.) 13:47:45
wow this one is 100% AMAZING. Really like, There should be another view of her, she deserves it ;D
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Bobby
2009/5/13 (Wed.) 16:06:01
I'd keep the chin as is, I know plenty of "heavy" people who don't have two chins. She wears her weight well, and those ears and face are adorable. I'd date her if I met her in real life (and the
Are the ears the result of her sickness or are they natural? I'd love to nibble on them :)
and I've said to much :blush:
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woot
2009/5/13 (Wed.) 17:26:51
I've already repainted it (just moved her head down and to (the viewer's) right a few pixels). I guess the effect was subtle ; )
Now that I look at it again it could be that her right shoulder appears lower, or doesn't slope to her neck the way her left does. That could make the neck seem longer than it really is. Hmm.
I'm not sure if she was a pig-girl to start with, of if her ears (and not pictured: lil' curly tail) were caused by her sickness. Mabel seems tight-lipped on the matter. A sensitive subject!
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Bobby
2009/5/14 (Thurs.) 13:15:20
Ah Mabel don't be shy! We'd love to see your curly tail, right people?
Vote: Yeah!
I'm surprised that a cute girl like her isn't buried underneath "Get well soon" cards :D
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BobGrimer
2009/5/15 (Fri.) 03:24:45
since we're voting I'd like to nominate ten-fingers and put my vote towards her.
all in good time though.
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Duder
2009/5/15 (Fri.) 15:01:14
I would absolutely love a pig tail view.
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Sirkusphreak
2009/5/18 (Mon.) 18:43:49
Makes me want to be a delivery boy.
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jedi_moogle
2009/5/20 (Wed.) 16:18:57
... I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god. She looks like she needs a moderate and very regular workout routine... Do we have any volunteers to be her personal trainer..? Maybe we should take turns, 'cuz I think I see a lot of hands in the air.
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Bobby
2009/5/21 (Thurs.) 10:15:41
:Hand is in the air:
I'd say she needs some company (as in socializing not in :saxophone solo: way) more than anything else.
She needs huggles!
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Johnny
2009/5/22 (Fri.) 11:18:41
(but she wants a sammich.)
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